Tuesday, February 26, 2008

3. Custom Hats

Once you've got those purple sneaks you just GOTTA have a cap in the exact shade of plum-cherry and with the same 'Scarface' smirk you plastered on your ankles. Might as well get the jumpsuit too, but we'll talk about that later!

There is no better way to complete your outfit than getting a custom baseball cap fitted specifically for your skull so no one else can ever wear it. Cause you know someone's gonna try to up and snatch that shit. I mean damn, look how expensive it is!

In fact, I suggest you leave the stickers and tags on it so all the fine bitches on your train route know just how loaded you once were. You know, before you bought the hat.

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